Hiya Ralph.

Radio controlled invocation of the wyrd is one of the most rewarding applications of modern technology to the time honored task of shocking the collective monkey. Typically when we think of radio control, we think of vehicles. This is a good place to start, but only to start, as you'll see. RC (radio controls) can be applied to virtually anything that has electronic controls.

Consider...

1.Vehicles:

1.TINY LITTLE ART-CARS!
2.Wheeled and Water vehicles with animal exteriors - both common and mythical, of all sizes
3.Unseen aircraft: fishing line, with a small light fairy attached. Fly the aircraft above a window, with the faerie visible from the window. On clear days, a small RC balloon or zepplin painted sky blue works well.
4.KABOOM: With an RC attached to a cherrybomb, OH THE HUMANITY! Do NOT use an M80!!! Too powerful, too dangerous. You CAN use and Estes Rocket, simulating a flare-out.
5.Cutiepie Army: Cute faerie (and radical faerie) military vehicles. Hi Sailor!
6.Heads On Wheels: Yes, small plastic, balsa, or paper mache heads on wheeled RC vechiles. HEADS WILL ROLL!
7.Holy FUCK! TEXAS COCKROACH!: BIG wheeled RC bugs, pref. w/ wiggling legs. Even better if they have little aviator goggles. A fun variation is to stencil EXPERIMENTAL BIOFORM, PROPERTY OF [Corporation name here].
8.Night Fliers: RC planes flown at night, with faeries painted on the undercarriage in luminescent paint. Variation, a single soft-focus covered bulb, for a willow-the-wisp effect. Glowsticks, anyone?
9.Airwalker: Plane. Winged wingwalkers. Yup, glue a faerie on your plane, doing tricks on the wing.
10.Faerie Moon: The RC balloon is silver mylar. Add a drop unit that releases glitter when you hit the button. Candies, flower petals, and fron=gs are also good, but the frogs generally don't enjoy (or survive) the experience.

Shall I contiunue with other uses of RC, or move to another topic?